Arrogant Worms - The Fishing Song

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It's early in the morning, way before dawn
I down a cup of coffee, put my lucky hat on
Get down to the water before all the crowds
Gonna have more fun than the law allows

With my hot rod I go up to cruise
When I'm on the prowl I never lose
I fired my Merc and put the throttle down
Cos I've got the fastest fishing boat in town

I open up my tackle box it's so big
Great bait, stick bait, beer and jigs
Got my bobbers on and my ten pound nets
Gonna catch me a lucker gonna be the best

Chorus:-
Gonna go fishing
(Gonna have some fun)
Gonna go fishing
(Cuz it's number one)
Gonna go fishing
(Gonna sit on my butt)
Gonna catch a fish
(And scrape out it's guts)
Aaahhh, Aaahhh, fishing

I fish on the lake by the sunken tree stump
Between the sewage output and the chemical dump
"Don't swim in the lake" says a sign on the tree
It's a good thing that fish can't read

I got my ten dollar lure, the one that floats
And I make a big cast from my twenty-grand boat
With my thousand dollar rod, or maybe it's more
Gonna catch me a fish that's five bucks at the store

Chorus

I feel something tugging on the end of my line
(Tug, tug, tug, tug, tug that line)
I'm going to catch a fish it's going to be so fine
(Fish, fish, fish, fish, fish so fine)
Oh, it feels so good to touch fish slime
(Slime, slime, slime, slime, fishy slime)
There's nothing else to do with my free time
(Time, time, time, time, waste of time)

Aaahhh, Aaahhh, Aaahhh, Aaahhh
Aaahhh, Aaahhh, Aaahhh, Aaahhh
Aaahhh, Aaahhh, Aaahhh, Aaahhh
Aaahhh, Aaahhh, Aaahhhooooo

Let's find a fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish
Eat a fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish
Swallow a fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish
Digest a fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish
I've come to fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish
It was a fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish

Chorus x 2

Fish, fish, fishing C-A-N-A-D-A