They Might Be Giants - Partical Man

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Particle man,
Particle man,
Doin' the things a particle can.
What's he like, it's not important,
Particle man.
Is he a dot, or is he a speck?
When he's under water does he get wet?
Or does the water get him instead?
Nobody knows, Particle man.

Triangle man,
Triangle man,
Triangle man hits particle man.
They have a fight -- triangle wins,
Triangle man.

Universe man,
Universe man,
Size of the entire universe man.
Usually kind to Smaller man,
Universe man.
He's got a watch with a minute hand,
A millenium hand, and an aeon hand.
And when they meet, it's a happy land,
Powerful man, Universe man.

Person man,
Person man,
Hit on the head with a frying pan.
Lives his life in a garbage can,
Person man.
Is he depressed, or is he a mess?
Does he feel totally worthless?
Who came up with Person man?
Degraded man, Person man.

Triangle man,
Triangle man,
Triangle man hits Person man,
They have a fight--Triangle wins,
Triangle man.