Blink-182 - Josie Live In La

Album:

Tom- I masturbated like 5 times within the last 24 hours.
It's gonna fall off, it hurts!!! Do i look feminine when i stand like this?

(Intro Starts)

Tom- I met Christina Applegate this morning.

Mark- Ehh?

Tom- I think she looked at my butt.

(Intro Ends)

Mark- Lets hear it for blow jobs people!

(Song Starts)

Yeah my girlfriend!
Takes me home when I'm too drunk to drive.
And she doesn't get all jealous,
when I hang out with the guys.
She laughs at my dumb jokes when no one does.
She brings me Mexican food from Sombrero's just because.
(yeah just because)

And my girlfriend,
Likes U.L and D.H.C.
And she's so smart and independent,
I don't think she needs me,
quite half as much as I know I need her.
I wonder why there's not another,
guy that she'd prefer.

And when I feel like giving up
like my world is falling down

I show up at 3a.m.
She's still up watching vacation
and I see her pretty face
It takes me away to a better place and
I know that everything
know that everything
know that everything
everything's gonna be fine
I know that everything
know that everything
know that everything
everything's gonna be fine (PFFFTTT!!!)

And my girlfriend
takes collect calls from the road
and it doesn't seem to matter
that I'm lacking in the buldge
She laughs at my dumb jokes when no one does (haha!)
She brings me Mexican food from Sombrero's just because

And when I feel like giving up
like my world is falling down (that was the wrong note)

I show up at 3a.m.
She's still up watching vacation
and I see her pretty face
It takes me away to a better place and

I know that everything
know that everything
know that everything
everything's gonna be fine(8x)

(Bridge)

Whats up Ladies!? I wanna see some naked boobies.....Orgasm!

I know that everything
know that everything
know that everything
everything's gonna be fine(8x)

Tom- whoa

Mark- Thank you. What? What? You love me? You dont love me!
You just love my doggy style!

Tom- I love your doggy style!

Mark- Were writing a new record right now...

Tom- and we suck at it!

Mark- and its gonna suck even worse than Dude Ranch!

Tom- Fuck!!