Tenacious D - Cosmic Shame (Show)

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ohaaaaaa ooooh
(aplause)
okay eh, the next band asked me to read this "stick around if you don't
mind some cream in your jeans"
here they are....TENACIOUS D!
(aplause)

so....hello.....if i were to say something to yawl tonight;
i'd say set the artist free, im talking about the artist inside here...set
free!
Im sayin':Quit your day job
yeah and i know alot of you people here are sayin' : i cant quit my
day job
i got kids to feed JJaack
QUIT UR DAY JOB!
Focus on your crafts before its all over, youve died, youve squandered
it....youre fuckin' robots!

Then after a couple of years, if youre focusing earnistly on your crafts
KG and i will swoop in, we will check on your progress.
And we will encourage you TO CONTINUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEE;
or we can say stop, then seriously you must stop...or penalties will be
created and inforced cos listen
this is the problem:

Sometimes you follow your heart
Sometimes your heart cuts a fart (poop sound)
Thats the cosmic shame
Thats the cosmic shahaaaaaaame
and i know what you are saying now:
"what makes you so fuckin' good?"
i don't fuckin know, and i dont like it!
ive stayed up going hahaha
why cant everybody fuckin' have it
cos this is the thing
some people learn it on the streets
some people learn it in their schools
Me and KG we were fuckin' born with it homes
lets check it out

(freestyle)

that shit came of the top of my fuckin head yawl

(freestyle)

ITS THE COSMIC SHAME!
thankyou